Spanish psycho

Spanish Psycho

Spanish psycho

After watching two hundred times in a rowDespués de ver de seguido doscientas veces
the movie 'Los bingueros'la peli de "Los bingueros"
(on DVD with deleted extra scenes and commentary from the cardboard collector)(en DVD con escenas extras eliminadas y comentarios del cartonero)
I became aggressiveme volví agresivo

I left my house with a rifle in handSalí de mi casa con un rifle en la mano
and suddenly felt so Americany de pronto me sentí tan americano
that I was disgusted with myselfque tuve asco de mí mismo
and shot a touristy le disparé a una guiri
that's what happens for being a touristeso ta´ pasao por hacer turismo

The tourist writhedLa guiri se retorcía
people were running around in panicla gente iba como loca despavorida
in an incongruous wayde una forma incongruente
and I had to shoot randomlyy tuve que disparar aleatoriamente
until the police stopped measí hasta que me detuvo la policía

I swear officerLe juro agente
it wasn't for revenge or moneyque no ha sido por venganza ni por dinero
it was because of a movieha sido por una peli
called 'Los bingueros'que se llama "Los bingueros"

It's so coolNo veas si mola
being a psycho killer like the Spanishser un psycokiller de esos a la española
with a comb over a guncon una peineta encima de pistola
I wouldn't trade my vermouth for their Coca Colano cambio yo mi vermú por su Coca Cola

Finally, after a few years in the slammerPor fin tras unos añitos en el talego
one spring dayun día de primavera
(the warden came and said hey, tomorrow you'll be out)(vino el alcaide y me dijo quillo mañana mismo estarás afuera)
and I had to celebratey tuve que celebrarlo

After lunch, we had a prisoner's partyDespués de comer tuvimos juerga de presos
I even made a farewell speechhasta hice un discurso de despedida de esos
for all my fellow inmatespa´ todos mis compañeros
but someone turned on the TVpero alguien puso la tele
and they were showing the movie 'Los bingueros'y daban la peli de "Los bingueros"

A guard started troubleUn guardia buscó camorra
and I displaced his kidney with his own batony le desplacé un riñón con su propia porra
and ripped off his earsy le arranqué las orejas
and as he bled against the barsy mientras se desangraba contra las rejas
I paraded through the dungeonshacía yo el paseíllo por las mazmorras

White handkerchiefsPañuelos blancos
the prisoners took out, bravo bullfighter!sacaron los presidiarios, ¡olé torero!
I think they wanted the tailpa´ mí que querían el rabo
the tail of the jailerel rabo del carcelero

It's so coolNo veas si mola
being a psycho killer like the Spanishser un psycokiller de esos a la española
being a serial killer in a tailcoatser un asesino en serie en bata de cola
I wouldn't trade my ham for their Coca Colano cambio yo mi jamón por su Coca Cola

The thing is, I escaped in an armored vanEl caso es que me fugué en un furgón blindado
what a showno vean que numerito
just like El Dioni with balls listening to El Fary and Los Chunguitosigual que el Dioni con dos cojones oyendo al Fary y a los Chunguitos
and ended up at the bingoy acabé en el bingo
I fled with the great help of a couple of prisonersHuí con la gran ayuda de un par de presos
one looked just like Pajares and the other like Estesouno era clavao a Pajares y el otro a Esteso
what a shame a waiterqué pena que un camarero
said -Aren't youdijera -¿no son ustedes
the ones from the movie 'Los bingueros'?los de la peli de los bingueros?

Everyone looked perplexedTodos miraron perplejos
as my ninja starclavarse mi estrella ninja
violently pierced the foreheadcon gran violencia en el entrecejo
of an impertinent old ladyde una vieja impertinente
who suddenly yelled bingoque de pronto dijo bingo
Damn, I only needed one more!¡Joder y a mí me quedaba el veinte!

What a messQué casquería
brandishing the chainsaw with audacityblandiendo con desparpajo la motosierra