Of Blue Princes and Princesses

De Principes Azules Y Princesas

Don't tell me storiesNo me vengas con cuentos
That we know each otherQue nos conocemos
And we both knowY los dos sabemos
That our conceptsQue nuestros conceptos
They are very unequalSon muy desiguales
That in my storiesQue en mis cuentos
The princessesLas princesas
They mount itSe lo montan
With the prince and his fatherCon el príncipe y su padre

That my CinderellaQue mi Cenicienta
It is not the one in the storyNo es la del relato
Mine lost her panties and not her shoeLa mía perdió las bragas y no el zapato
My Sleeping BeautyMi Bella Durmiente
It was mixed upSe pasó mezclando
The trips and apparentlyLos tripis y por lo visto
Keep dreaming and hallucinatingSigue soñando y alucinando

Like in good storiesComo en los buenos cuentos
With a lot of sex and little loveCon mucho sexo y poco amor
Like in good storiesComo en los buenos cuentos
With marijuana, sado and rock & rollCon grifa, sado y rock & roll
And not your storiesY no tus cuentos
From a narrow girlDe niña estrecha
Of blue princes and princessesDe príncipes azules y princesas

Don't tell me storiesNo me vengas con cuentos
That the three little pigsQue los tres cercitos
They were three transvestitesEran tres travelos
Who lived togetherQue vivian juntos
Sharing a flatCompartiendo piso

That in my storiesQue en mis cuentos
The grandmotherLa abuelita
He made snuff filmsHacía pelis snuff
With Little Red Riding HoodCon Caperucita
Beauty and the Beast pass byBella y Bestia pasan
Cocaine in a barCoca en un garito
There he controls everythingAllí lo controla todo
A certain Tom ThumbUn tal Pulgarcito

And my Snow WhiteY mi Blancanieves
The fox does not stopLa zorra no para
Dwarves jerk offLos enanos se pajean
In all his faceEn toa su cara

Like in good storiesComo en los buenos cuentos
With a lot of sex and little loveCon mucho sexo y poco amor
Like in good storiesComo en los buenos cuentos
With whiskey, sado and rock & rollCon whisky, sado y rock & roll
And not your storiesY no tus cuentos
From a narrow girlDe niña estrecha
Of blue princes and princessesDe príncipes azules y princesas

And princessesY princesas

Don't tell me storiesNo me vengas con cuentos

Don't tell me storiesNo me vengas con cuentos
That in a raidQue en una redada
In a dark roomEn un cuarto oscuro
They caught TintinHan pillao a Tintín
In full assfuckingEn plena enculada
BellCampanilla
At nightPor las noches
Practice with Peter PanPractica con Peter Pan
The golden showerLa lluvia dorada

Popeye is a coprophagousPopeye es coprófago
And instead of spinachY en vez de espinacas
Strength comes to himLa fuerza le viene
For cow shitPor la mierda de vaca
And Alice's CountryY el país de Alicia
It's not The WonderNo es La Maravilla
It is a room in which twentyEs un cuarto en el que veinte
They brush itSe la cepillan

Like in good storiesComo en los buenos cuentos
With a lot of sex and little loveCon mucho sexo y poco amor
Like in good storiesComo en los buenos cuentos
With marijuana, sado and rock n rollCon grifa, sado y rock n roll
Like in good storiesComo en los buenos cuentos
With many aunts and you and meCon muchas tías y tú y yo
Like in good storiesComo en los buenos cuentos
With a lot of sex and little loveCon mucho sexo y poco amor
And not your storiesY no tus cuentos
From a narrow girlDe niña estrecha
Of blue princes and princessesDe príncipes azules y princesas

Of blue princes and princessesDe príncipes azules y princesas