8-Bit Piece of Shit

Obey the Lord of this magic mushroom kingdom
Hey Mario
You're gonna fucking die
Come with me back in time, come with me back to 1989
Mario's mustache tickles Luigi's asshole
Two Italians in an Asian world eating spaghetti with cat meatballs
Jump up and squash a goomba
Fuck that give me fire power
Blowing in the cartridge
This fucking piece of shit still won't fucking work
Bought it from a tag sale
You fucking dicks
I want my dollar back
Blowing in the system
What kind of bullshit is this anyway
The controller is all sticky now
I should have never put those fucking stickers on it
The Mario and Duck hunt game
Nothing beats it still to this day
I just want to shoot that goddamn dog
Motherfucker don't you laugh at me
The ducks must be smoking crack
I'm 3 inches from the screen still missing
Bow your head down when before the Lord
Has that mushroom gone straight to your head
(Mario) HAIL King Bowser
Thay're gonna find you in a pipe, smushed up dead
Dodging fireballs in this lava pool
Where is that fucking bitch Princess Toadstool
Thank you Mario but our princess is in another castle
Find Princess Toadstool
Bring her to me
More than a kiss
Get down on your knees
I must be re-ta-tarded to write a song about this shit
Bullet Bill and the turtles with wings
The Cheap-Cheaps and the fucking squid things
Hammer brothers got the target on your balls
and they castrate Mario for breaking Koopa's laws
No more continues no option to save
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Game over.