Prostitution Is The World's Oldest Profession (And I, Dear Madame, Am A Professional)

Do you know who I am?
Good, neither do I
Got nothing to say, (I got nothing to say)
But if you pay me, I can play the fool

Go on believe, if it turns you on
Take what you need 'til your body is numb
Prostitution, is revolution
You can hate me, after you pay me
My submission, is your addiction
So just get out while you can

Do you remember when the only thing that mattered was,
Taking time for the things you love?
But now you got to humor, all these fools

Go on believe, if it turns you on
Take what you need 'til your body is numb
Prostitution, is revolution
You can hate me, after you pay me
My submission, is your addiction
So just get out while you can

If you need me, I'm your man
But you don't want to see me mad
Oh, no, we, don't care!
You're a pro and its no surprise
Oh, no, we, don't care!

Go on believe, if it turns you on
Take what you need 'til your body is numb
Prostitution, is revolution
You can hate me, after you pay me
My submission, is your addiction
So just get out while you can