The Jax Song [Relevant Remix]

Have you heard of Jax?
He is quite the scump
When it comes to mischief, theft, and violence
He's the champ

The circus is his home
He has a lot of friends
He goes on adventures
And the fun, it never ends

Then he goes to school
Caine has packed his lunch
He has lots of carrots
He's a rabbit
Munch, munch, munch

Jax sits down in class
Today it's a test
He gets all the questions right
Because Jax is the best

And then Jax meets me
Because I am there
I look quite like him
But I am red with spiky hair

I become his friend
He thinks I am smart
We go home from school
And also, I have a tree house

We play Minecraft and Halo on Xbox
And we order pizza and
Drink lots of fizzy drinks

Then we go to bed
We're in the same bed
I don't mind that much
Because I trust Jax, he's my friend

I can feel his breath
Why do I feel warm?
I feel something I don't think I've ever felt before

The next day at school
Me and Jax don't talk
I don't even see him on
The normal route he walks

I give him a wave
His smile turns to a frown
Suddenly, my heart feels
Cold and dead, and brown

After just a month, Jax has moved away
My tree house still smells like him
What happened on that day?

Now I'm forty-two
I live with my wife
I don't really care for her
I think I hate my life

Now I work at Greg's
I miss him every day
Sometimes I pretend my wife is Jax
I might be gay