El Trokero Lokochon

The Crazy Truck Driver

El Trokero Lokochon

I feel like I'm tearing up the roadSiento que arranco la carretera
I'm armed on the coastal roadVoi enfierrado por la costera
My truck almost falls apartMi troca casi se desparpaja
But damn it, it won't let me downPero pura madre se me raja
I'm carrying a load to the other sideLlevo un fletaso pal otro lado
I'm going to earn good moneyVoi a janarme buena marmaca

I scratched myself every 13Grifiando me di cada que 13
I passed well baked through CuliacanPase bien orneado por culichi
I flirted with a stoner in GuamuchilRosalie un marihuano en guamuchil
In Mocorito, I even killed a snakeEn mocorito mate asta un suchil
And when I was landing the planeY cuando iba aterrisando avion
I straightened up, I got a rushYa arremange, ya me entro un lineon

Through the middle of the fieldsPor entre el medio de las parselas
Crazy, I returned to the 15Bien locochon retorne ala 15
Schizophrenic and very highEzquisofrenico y bien ondeado
I felt like the truck was a private jetSenti que el troque era jet privado
I arrived at Carrizo and disillusionmentLlege al carriso y al desengaño
And the cops screwed me overY los guachitos me la pelaron

Before reaching NavojoaAntes de llegar a navojoa
I refueled at a Pemex with dieselEn una pemex recarge dicel
Bought a 24-pack of TecatesCompre un 24 de tecates
I got high and gave a ride to a girlMe juste y le di raite a una morra
And the song 'Eyes of Sonora'Y la cancion de ojos de sonora
We summarized it in an hourLa resumimos en una hora

And there you go, buddy, that's how Colmillo Norteño soundsY aye te va gato asi suena colmillo norteño pariente

I divorced her in ObregonMe divorcie de ella en obregon
In the capital, I dancedEn la capial di un bailon
I got drunk like the god AeolusMe alcolise como el dios eolo
I also smoked until I was dumbTambien fokie asta kedar mongolo
And when I tried to enter the clubY cuando voli a entrar al platena
I was in a trance and saw sirensAndaba en quino y beia sirenas

I took the Mora Equiros highwayTome la calzada equiros mora
I got high until I absorbed the bagMe periquie asta absorbi la bolsa
I crossed the line and there was no stoppingBrinque la raya y no uvo de mora
I smoked the kush like a locomotiveFume la kush como locomotora
Well dressed and also smilingBien arreglado y tambien sonriente
I arrived in Las Vegas without a worryLlegue a las vegas sin ni un pendiente

Mission accomplished, I told the bossMision cumplida le dije al jefe
He gave me 6 bundles of billsMe dio 6 paconas de belletes
I headed to the Paris hotelArranque rumbo al hotel paris
Women, wine, and a band in the suiteMujeres, vino banda en el suite
I'm leaving tomorrow for my ranchPasado me boi para mi rancho
And in 5 days, I'll be back flyingY en 5 dias vuelvo volando