Great Mighty Poo Song

Rhum, rhum, rhum
(Mi, mi, mi, mi, mi!)

I am the great mighty poo
And I'm going to throw my shit at you
A huge supply of tish
Come from my chocolate starfish
How about some scat you little twat?

Do you really think you'll survive in here?
You don't seem to know which creek your in!
Sweet corn is the only thing
That makes it through my rear
How do you think i keep this lovely grin?
(Have some more caviar!)

Now I'm really getting rather mad
You're like a niggly tickly shitty little tag nut
When I knock you out with all my bab
I'm gonna take your head and ram it up my butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Your butt?
GMP: That's right my butt!
Conker: Ew!
GMP: My butt!
Conker: Eww!
GMP: My Butt

Ah, you cursed squirrel, look what you've done!
I'm flushing! I'm flushing!
Oh, what a world! What a world!
Who'd say a good little squirrel like you would put an end to my beautiful clagginess?
Wah