Happy Birthday To Me

I was having a good sleep in my car
In the parking lot of the Showboat Casino Hotel
I said, "I remember you! You drive like a PTA mother."
You brought me draft beer, in a plastic cup.
I'm feeling thankful for the small things today
I'm feeling thankful for the small things today

CHORUS:
Happy, happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me, and to you.
Happy, happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me, and to you.

I'm feeling thankful for the small things today.
I'm feeling thankful for the small things today.

I said "I remember you, I crashed your wedding.
With some orange crèpe paper and some Halloween candy."
Sometimes I wish I were Catholic--I don't know why
I guess I'm happy to see your face at a time like this.

CHORUS

Happy birthday baby, to me.
Happy birthday baby, to me.