This Session Is Going To Be Different

This session
Is going to be different
It’s going to be so different
I know

This patient
Won’t be indifferent
This time around
She’ll want to grow

I’ve been burned
So many times
By the girl who’s committed
So many burn crimes

Yet I never
Lost hope or endurance
Thank God I don’t
Accept health insurance

I charge 250 dollars an hour now

This session is gonna be useful
If she’s truthful about how she feels

So I’ll give it my all
With my requisite therapy shawl
Kiss my fancy degrees on the wall
For good luck

That it’s gonna be different
I can help her be different
Sweet Jesus, it has to be different!

Cause if it’s not

I frickin' quit!