We Should Definitely Not Have Sex Right Now

[Rebecca]
We should definitely not have sex right now
We shoud definitely not have sex right now
It would complicate the situation

[Josh]
It's the adult thing to not have sex right now
We have the common sense not to have sex right now

[Rebecca]
I need time to reflect
[Josh]
And I'm in a really weird place
[Rebecca]
It feels so good to be having sex right now
[Josh]
So good to be having sex right now
[Both]
What makes it so good is we just said we shouldn't be having sex right now
[Josh]
But now we can't stop having sex right now
[Rebecca]
I mean it would be weirder to stop having sex
[Josh]
Such a good point we might as well just finish
We should definitely not have sex again
[Rebecca]
We should definitely not have sex again
What are we? Bonobos in a tree?
[Josh]
There's no reason to have sex again
But I'll be ready to go again in ten
[Rebecca]
(Okay) What if we say this is the last sex night
[Josh]
It's like in movies when robbers do one last heist
[Rebecca]
Tonight will be our last sex heist
[Josh]
But then again those movies always get a sequel