La Culpa La Tiene Mi Suegra

My Mother-in-Law Is to Blame

La Culpa La Tiene Mi Suegra

Blue eyes, half purpleOjos azules, medio morados
With a punch I left youDe una trompada yo te dejé
So you learn to respect mePara que aprendas a respetarme
And obey me as you shouldY obedecerme como debés

When you were a girlfriend, you were happyCuando eras novia, eras dichosa
Splendid like your loveEsplendorosa como tu amor
Now you're bad like a mareAhora sos mala como una yegua
That doesn't respect its tamerQue no respeta a su domador

And my mother-in-law is to blameY la culpa la tiene mi suegra
She's always meddling in everythingQue metida en todos lados está
I hope that old woman diesOjalá que se muera esa vieja
And the devil takes her where she belongsY el diablo la lleve donde debe estar
There's no clean clothes in my houseRopa limpia no hay en mi casa
The food is not ready on timeLa comida a la hora no está
And you spend your time gossiping in the ranchY te pasas chusmeando en el rancho
I have to go to workYo tengo que ir a trabajar

That caress that I used to give youEsa caricia que yo te daba
Now your old lady will give it to youAhora tu vieja te lo dará
When she has you by forceCuando te tenga a fuerza de rista?
My stick will make you rememberDe mi garrote te haga acordar

I hit you, you hit me backYo te pegaba, vos me pegaste
I had to hit you to make you seeTenía que pegarte pa' hacerte ver
That a good man must be respectedQue al hombre bueno hay que respetarle
And obeyed as you shouldY obedecerle como debés

And my mother-in-law is to blameY la culpa la tiene mi suegra
She's always meddling in everythingQue metida en todos lados está
I hope that old woman diesOjalá que se muera esa vieja
And the devil takes her where she belongsY el diablo la lleve donde debe estar
There's no clean clothes in my houseRopa limpia no hay en mi casa
The food is not ready on timeLa comida a la hora no está
And you spend your time gossiping in the ranchY te pasas chusmeando en el rancho
I have to go to workYo tengo que ir a trabajar