Getting out of Bed

Sheer nervousness balances the door shut
Back and forth in the hut
(Where is my)
And the voice on the machine for the telephone
(Concubine)
Is bad
I've been had, I've been had, I've been had, had, had, had, had, had, had

All the nervousness is in my sheets
Where is my concubine
Just been released
Where is my concubine
(Where is my)
Where is my Schwein to me from my concubine
(Concubine)
Where is my Schwein to me from my concubine or even three

Where is my concubine
Where, where, where, where, where is
Where is my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my concubine
(Concubine)

Am I Don Johnson or Swanson on Swanson?
These sheets are heavy
The races must form an alliance

Where is my concubine
Nervousness is fine
The sheets must be lifted carefully
From ends of the corners evenly
To smooth and curtail
This nervousness is virginal

(Where is my)
Where is my concubine
(Concubine)
If there was just some lubrication