El Psiquiatrico

The Psychiatric Hospital

El Psiquiatrico

(Psychiatric!)(Psychiatric!)

Welcome students to the hospitalBienvenidos alumnos al hospital
Today we will have a pleasant classHoy tendremos una clase amena
They will parade through our classroomsPor nuestras aulas desfilarán
Ha ha heh heh, patientsJa, ja, je, je, los pacientes
That they are here because they are insaneQue estén aquí por dementes

First I introduce you to crazy RubénPrimero les presento al loco Rubén
(Excellent!)(¡Qué bien!)
He is hospitalized and appears normalEstá internado y parece normal
(How awful!)(¡Qué mal!)
But the big problem with this beingPero el gran problema de este ser
(Which is it?)(¿Cuál es?)

Ha, ha, heh, heh, he thinks he's a cometJa, ja, je, je, se cree cometa
And when I lift it it fliesY cuando lo remonto vuela
Very close to the SunMuy cerca del Sol
And I'm scaredY tengo miedo
let it burnQue se queme
and get kicked outY que me echen
Ha!¡Ja!

U well, ua, ha, ha!¡U well, ua, ja, ja!
Students, prepareAlumnos, vayan preparando
U well, ua, ha, ha!¡U well, ua, ja, ja!
Electroshock to treat themElectroshock para tratarlos
U well, ua, ha, ha!¡U well, ua, ja, ja!
U well, wow!¡U well, ua!
Ha…!¡Ja…!

Now it's crazy Juana's turnAhora es el turno de la loca Juana
(Banana)(Banana)
She thinks her husband is a fanCree que su esposo es un ventilador
(How awful!)(¡Qué horror!)
And the poor man was already disgustedY al pobre hombre ya le daba asco
Ha, ha, heh, heh, and he complainedJa, ja, je, je, y se quejaba
That Juana never cleaned itQue Juana nunca lo limpiaba

Finally we have crazy ElviraPor fin tenemos a la loca Elvira
(stretches)(Estira)
She was a police officerFue funcionaria de la Policía
(The CIA)(La CIA)
He thinks everyone is a terroristCree que todo el mundo es terrorista
(What a list!)(¡Qué lista!)
Ha ha heh heh, when we knowJa, ja, je, je, cuando sabemos
That everyone is a terroristQue todo el mundo es terrorista
Except my wife and IMenos mi esposa y yo
good family manBuen padre de familia
How critical this military is!¡Qué critica esta milica!
He he!¡Jeje!

U well, ua, ha, ha!¡U well, ua, ja, ja!
Students, prepareAlumnos, vayan preparando
U well, ua ha ha!¡U well, ua ja, ja!
Electroshock to treat themElectroshock para tratarlos
Wow, wow, ha, ha!¡Wow, ua, ja, ja!
U well, wow!¡U well, ua!
Ha...!¡Ja...!