El Tío Calambres

Uncle Cramps

El Tío Calambres

The Quartet was going on the roadIba El Cuarteto en la carretera
To Tranqueras for a performancePara Tranqueras a una actuación
When we stopped at a speed bumpCuando frenamo' en una lombada
And the locomotion got messed upY se hizo pomá' la locomoción

And amid the desperate screamsY entre los gritos desesperados
A transfusion was neededSe precisaba una transfusión
If they didn't give us blood right awaySi no nos daban sangre enseguida
We were going to sing from the coffinÍbamo' a cantar desde el cajón

Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood for healthQue dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood in the transfusionQue dio su sangre en la transfusión

Because I can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can't, can'tPorque no pue, pue, pue, pue, pue, pue, pue
And I can't, can't, can't even singY yo ya no pue, pue, pue ni cantar
Uncle Cramps had in his bloodEl tío Calambre' tenía en su sangre
More alcohol than the espinillar.Más alcohol que el espinillar.

Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood for healthQue dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood in the transfusionQue dio su sangre en la transfusión

And he infected me with gonorrheaY a mi me contagió gonorrea
That I can't even peeQue yo ya no puedo ni orinar
I have so much pee in my bladderTengo tanto pichí en la vejiga
It's going to burst at any momentEn cualquier momento va a reventar

Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood for healthQue dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood in the transfusionQue dio su sangre en la transfusión

Come on, stunned!Dale, ¡pasmao'!

And now I have arteriosclerosisY yo ahora tengo arterioesclerosis
And I can't even rememberY yo ya no me puedo ni acordar
What came next in the lyricsDe lo que seguía en la letra

(Go ahead)(Dale bo')

Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood for healthQue dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood in the transfusionQue dio su sangre en la transfusión

And I ended up super druggedY yo quedé recontra drogao'
And I still can't explainY hasta ahora no me puedo explicar
If Uncle Cramps was a copSi el tío Calambre' era policía
And the main one of the drug traffickersY de los narcos el principal

Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood for healthQue dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood in the transfusionQue dio su sangre en la transfusión

Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood for healthQue dio su sangre pa' la salú'
Damn Uncle CrampsMaldito sea el Tío Calambre'
Who gave his blood in the transfusionQue dio su sangre en la transfusión