It Was Me

Fui Yo

I killed Kennedy but it was a ricochetYo maté a Kennedy pero fue de rebote
Actually, I shot at JacquelineEn realidad le disparé a la Jaquelin
I went a bit overboard with the pillsMe pasé un poco de la raya en las pastillas

That I took to get with MarilynQue le di para clavarme a la Marliyn
And since God wasn’t listening, I decided to kill the PopeY como Dios no me escuchaba decidi matar al Papa
But a heretic Turk beat me to it, what a dumbassPero me ganó de mano un turco hereje pedazo de papanata

I killed Gardel because the guy was off-keyMaté a Gardel porque el tipo desafinaba
And Lennon because Imagine was a stupid songY a Lennon porque Imagine era una idiotez

I blew up the Challenger because inside wasReventé el Challenger porque adentro viajaba
A teacher I hated back in my childhoodUna maestra que yo odiaba en mi niñez

And totally fed up during the dictatorship, I turned out to be the guyY repodrido en plena dictadura yo resulté ser el kia
Who wrote 'fucking soldiers' in the pages of El DíaQue escribió milicos putos en las páginas del diario El Día

Don’t look any further, I was the one to blameNo busquen más, el culpable fui yo
I’m sorry to cause so much disappointmentSiento causar tanta desilusión

Since it blocked the view from my placeComo tapaba la vista a mi residencia
I took down the Twin TowersA las dos torres gemelas se la di
I hate charity and welfareOdio la caridad y la beneficencia
That’s why I cut the brake on Lady Di’s carPor eso corté el freno del auto de Lady Di

And I killed Gandhi because he slapped me once at an orgyY maté a Gandhi porque me pegó una vez en una orgía
And Martin Luther King because he had a bigger dick than mineY a Martir Luther King porque tenía la poronga más grande que la mía

Don’t look any further, I was the one to blameNo busquen más, el culpable fui yo
I’m sorry to cause so much disappointmentSiento causar tanta desilusión