Counter Strike Porch

Smash through the gates of the nuclear plant
Not just some dudes in a van, we're goin' through with a plan
Maximum impact's the thing that we're after
We're gonna bring back the Big Bang Disaster

These guys are contriving a crime of the violentest type
We'll find them inside, we must deny them this crisis in time

Christ, there are five, so be quiet and hide

Because silence is vital when tryin' to surprise

You want to die or survive in the prime of your life?

'Cause this moment your time to decide

Get ready to open fire and fight

But not till you spy the whites of their eyes

Nice
Got him right in the side with a sawed-off

Cripes
He well nigh blew my balls off
There's a sniper up high and we might be too late

I'll provide cover fire
You tryin' to escape

Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike

Boom! Headshot
Fock your mom
Aagh, you dropped the bomb!

Mate what, come on?

Make your move

Wait too long
Too late, you lose

Not so fast, man
Watch when I throw this

Holy crap! It's a flashbang!
Oh shit!

I'll be laughin' when you all die
Your number's up, M249

Agh!
He's got the aforementioned gun!
Take cover, aim another grenade

What the-?
I set us up the bomb
Several seconds and it's gone

We'd better bloody run
They're wrecking it, come on

Fancy a cocktail?
I can make a molotov

Agh!
This is gonna burn the hair on my bollock off!

Yo, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike
I said, lock and then load
You're about to die
Stop the bomb from explodin' in Counter-Strike