Poor Secretary Girl

Pobre Secretaria

It's almost 8:00, I hop in the showerCasi las 8, salto a la ducha
No, I cannot be lateNo, no me puedo retrasar
Silk stockings, a tight skirtMedias de seda, falda apretada
What makeup should I wear?¿Qué maquillaje habré de usar?

Seven perfumes, painted nailsSiete perfumes, uñas pintadas
Something to win him overAlgo que pueda conquistar
Something low-cut, something to catch his eyeAlgo de escote, algo que note
Something that keeps him from getting any work doneQue no le deje trabajar

More daring, less of a princessMás atrevida, menos princesa
I'll be elegant and appealingSiendo elegante gustaré
More decisive, less discreetMás decidida, menos discreta
Irresistible, more than yesterdayIrresistible, más que ayer

I'm pulling out all the stopsTiro la casa por la ventana
I need to find the perfect elixirUn elíxir he de encontrar
Dear boss man, you've done it nowJefe querido, lo has conseguido
I don't know if I can stand it anymoreNo sé si pueda aguantar más

Just look, look at your secretary girlFíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria
Oh, sir, the agony your poor secretary girl is inAy, señor, qué dolor, pobre secretaria
Ask her to write I love you a hundred thousand timesPídele que copie cien mil veces: Yo te amo

Just look, look at your secretary girlFíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria
Oh, sir, the agony your poor secretary girl is inAy, señor, qué dolor, pobre secretaria
I think she's about to lose her mindCreo que le falta poco para enloquecer

The door opens, I stand there, mouth agapeSe abre la puerta, yo boquiabierta
I feel faint, an I don't know whatSiento un desmayo, un no sé qué
Come to my office, a macho toneVenga al despacho, tono de macho
I arm myself with pencil and paperMe armo de lápiz y papel

For a memo, for a date? For a compliment I'm supposed to give?¿Por una nota, por una cita? ¿Por un piropo que he de hacer?
Flannel-soft skin, cinnamon eyesPiel de franela, ojos canela
I shall die of indifferenceDe indiferencia moriré

That marvelous smile of an irresistible charmerEsa sonrisa maravillosa de irresistible seductor
And that executive appeal, it's broken my heart into twoY este atractivo de ejecutivo me ha roto en dos el corazón

I fall into your arms, give me a hugCaigo en tus brazos, dame un abrazo
For there is no better antidoteQue no hay antídoto mejor
Call me a slave, call me babyLlámame esclava, llámame nena
And don't ignore me, pleaseY no me ignores, por favor

Just look, look at your secretary girlFíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria
Oh, sir, the pain your poor secretary girl is inAy, señor, qué dolor, pobre secretaria
Ask her to write I love you a hundred thousand timesPídele que copie cien mil veces: Yo te amo

Just look, look at your secretary girlFíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria
Oh, sir, the pain your poor secretary girl is inAy, señor, qué dolor, pobre secretaria
I think she's about to lose her mindCreo que le falta poco para enloquecer

Just look, look at your secretary girlFíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria
Oh, sir, the pain your poor secretary girl is inAy, señor, qué dolor, pobre secretaria
Ask her to write I love you a hundred thousand timesPídele que copie cien mil veces: Yo te amo

Just look, look at your secretary girlFíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria
Oh, sir, the pain your poor secretary girl is inAy, señor, qué dolor, pobre secretaria
I think she's about to lose her mindCreo que le falta poco para enloquecer

Just look, look at your secretary girlFíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria
Oh, sir, the pain your poor secretary girl is inAy, señor, qué dolor, pobre secretaria
Ask her to write I love you a hundred thousand timesPídele que copie cien mil veces: Yo te amo

Just look, look at your secretary girlFíjate, fíjate en tu secretaria
Oh, sir, the pain your poor secretary girl is inAy, señor, qué dolor, pobre secretaria
I think she's about to lose her mindCreo que le falta poco para enloquecer