You and What Army

You're the commando that's in command
The girls all follow when you wave your hand
But if you're thinking 'bout my baby
She ain't no one night stand

You'd like for her to think that you're the one
You'd like to sting her like a scorpion
You think you'll win her love
But you don't alarm me

You and what army
Is gonna take my baby away
You and what army
Is gonna lead that woman astray
You and what army
Is gonna take my baby from me
You and what army, you and what army

You better get some fire power
You best get ready for zero hour
And get your people to stick by you
When your luck turns sour

Just get those M-1's and
Those claymore mines
Because I never learned to draw no lines
You think you'll win her love
But you don't alarm me

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