Amazing Royal Shaft

123 Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns

Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
I hate this, I hate this
Never be the rock n' roll star you want
I hate this, I hate this

Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
I hate this, I hate this
Never be the rock n' roll star you want
I hate this

Fuck, I knew we didnt have anything serious or nothing
But when she walked around the back of that club that one cold night
I knew, I knew what she was up to
As I sat alone on that curb like the fool that I am
I could have fucking died

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Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
Fuck it the pain won't last
Alot of beer will help it go by fast

Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues

Dont laugh
Its not as funny as it sounds
My girl fucked the singer of the Royal Crowns
And I know its kinda hard to believe
The fucking reason that I'm singin the blues
Don't Laugh
Fuck Her