This station, in conjunction with other airwave announcements
Will conduct this exact test, without prejudice
Under the jurisprudence of the soul, the mind, the body
The positive, the negative, the ground
The proton, the neutron, the electron
The Yin, the Yang, the young, the star
The man, the woman, the child
The past, the present, the future

The future

Please do not be alarmed, remain calm
Do not attempt to leave the dance floor
The DJ booth is conducting a troubleshoot test of the entire system
Somehow, while the party was in progress
An unidentified frequency has been existing in the system for some time
And while many of you have been made too brainwashed to comprehend
This frequency is, and has become, a threat to our society as we know it

This station, in conjunction with other airwave announcements
Will conduct this exact test, without prejudice
Under the jurisprudence of the soul, the mind, the body
The positive, the negative, the ground
The proton, the neutron, the electron
The Yin, the Yang, the young, the star
The past, the present, the future

The future