The Puking Song

When i have to puke at night
i can be so indiscreet
i don't run down to the john
i just throw up on my sheets
i puke on my pillow and i puke on my floor
smells so bad it makes me puke some more
i'm lying in puke six inches deep
so i just smile and go back to sleep
oh
how i love to sleep in vomit
you don't know the joy i get from it
waking up to the smell of puke
makes me shout 'i love you'
when i wake up it's almost noon
that rotten smell burst through my room
i take a whif it smells ok
so i rise to greet the brand new day
oh
how i love to sleep in vomit
you don't know the joy i get from it
waking up to the smell of puke
makes me shout i love you
when i have to puke at night
i can be so indiscreet
i don't run down to the john
i just throw up on my sheets..... (repeated)