Super Ted

He's a dude all dressed in leather.
Him & Dolf will live forever.
Nothing bad will come his way.
In the field he's making hay.

Aint a freight train that you hear.
He drinks another bottle of beer.
A freak of nature,aint no liar.
Should see him,with his pants on fire.

Was a time way back in the woods.
Called him crazy cause he was no good.
Terminal man heading out to the sun.
Wants it now cause his work is done.

Cut his hair cause it was too long.
Had a quiff & now its gone.
His a man who's on a misson.
Wants it now in any position.