K9

Under a fence I crawl, Dig up all your vegetables
Creep into your house at night
Wipe my feet on the rug that you like
I'm canine - and I am, I'm feeling fine
I'm animal - and it's payback time
I'm your alarm clock, and when it's still dark
I get you up, And the noises in the night
you hear that's me drinking all your beer
I'm canine - and I am, I'm feeling fine
I'm animal - and it's payback time
You know the reason your friends don't come round anymore
That's because I don't let them near the door
And you wonder why your boyfriend never comes
That's because I ate one of his thumbs
I'm canine - and I am, I'm feeling fine
I'm animal - and it's payback time
You know those phone calls
With the panting and the very low growls, That's for all the times that you
You locked me out of the house
I'm canine - and I am, I'm feeling fine
I'm animal - and it's payback time
You know that reocurring gift on the doorstep,
I hope that you really like it, It, took me such a long time to create it.
That's my excrement.
I'm canine - and I am, I'm feeling fine
I'm animal - and it's payback time