You Want To Play In The Underground Scene, Because You're Gay

"Let's play some undergroun music" you said
"There's a lot of money in it and we can rip off some of it"
You think it because you're gay
"Maybe we'll be stars and fames
Just steal some riffs and it'll be OK!"

You should play rock
You should play pop
So what are you searching in the underground you fucking faggot?

Than you'll do your copycat band squeeze in some money
And of course you'll do your 1st great CD, because you're a faggot!