You're Retired

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You're Retired

Eres viejo, eres gordoYou're old, you're fat
Seguro pesas más de una toneladaYou're surely more than a ton
Eres viejo, eres calvoYou're old, you're bald
No puedes moverte, no puedes correrYou can't move, you can't run
Eres viejo, eres gordoYou're old, you're fat
No tienes cabello, solo bigoteYou've got no hair, just mustache
Eres gordo, eres gayYou're fat, you're gay
Apestas todos los díasYou're stinky everyday

Traga, engulle, come todo el díaGobbl, stodge, eat all day
Hasta que tu estómago reviente'Till your stomach burst away
No te muevas, traga tu bilisDon't move, swallow your bile
Y solo lucha con tu montónAnd just struggle with your pile