E$Traño Jardín (part. Gordo Sarkasmus)

Strange Garden (feat. Fat Sarcasm)

E$Traño Jardín (part. Gordo Sarkasmus)

Where capital rules, the sailor doesn't ruleDonde manda capital no manda marinero
I have the coconut in my hands and I eat it wholeTengo el coco en las palmas y me lo como entero
For me, I would sell your soul at the worst pricePor mí, vendería tu alma al peor precio
Three times they will deny me, life has shown thatTres veces van a negarme, la vida ha mostrado eso
Alone, mom, I want a bulletproof vestSola mama, quiero un chaleco antimalas
A watch that doesn't tell time, a gun without bulletsUn reloj que no dé la hora, una pistola sin balas
I'm a Rock star without guitarsSoy una estrella de Rock sin guitarras
I'll die high, remembering concerts and partiesMoriré drogado recordando conciertos y farras
I'm famous, don't make me laughTengo fama, ya no me hagan reír
I'm high, listening to FaniaTengo la fuma, escuchando Fania
Not even Johnny directs usNo nos dirige ni Johnny
They're looking for me because of my bad habitsMe andan buscando por mi mala maña
I'm not leaving and they miss meYo no me voy y me extrañan
I'm bad like Willy, to meSoy malo como Willy, a mí
If I like Diomedes, I'm going to open a little storeSi me gusta Diomedes voy a montar una tiendecita
To sell what no one canPara vender lo que ninguno puede
I've been on the mic since 2009Ando en el micro desde el 2009
I have reasons to ask who you areTengo razones pa' preguntar quienes son ustedes

They say they don't mince wordsDicen que no tienen pelos en la lengua
Of course, if I only have good news in my balls, I bring bad newsClaro, si yo no tengo en la huevas más que buenas nuevas, traigo malas viejas
Don't move, I said never to a naked womanNo te muevas, dije nunca a una mujer desnuda
I'm a caveman in your caveSoy un simio de cavernas en tu cueva
So whatever, I never blame anyone for my mistakesSo whateva', I neva' neva' culpo a nadie de mis fallos
The city is sad, so many depressedLa ciudad es triste, tantos deprimidos
Bridges and cement, it's MedalloPuentes y cemento, es Medallo
I know where I am but I don't find myselfSé bien donde estoy pero no me hallo
I don't know if it's the cold or the heat that almost makes me faintYa no sé si es el frío o el calor por lo que casi me desmayo
Or the summer love or the symposiumO el amor de verano o el simposio
Whatever brother, this is anotherLo que sea brother, this is another
And for leisure, brothers in the consortiumY por ocio hermanos en el consorcio
No foul play if it's familyCero juego sucio si es familia
Boom-bap like MadvillainBoom-bap a lo Madvillain
Love for those who affiliateAmor para los que se afilian
To MBZ, they are Granuja and DobleZetaA MBZ, son el Granuja y DobleZeta
And all from south to north represent this letterY todos de sur a norte representan esta letra
Don't give me your affection, it doesn't affect meQue no me den su afecto no me afecta

Those who left will never come backLos que se fueron nunca volverán
Life is not the same as in BorderlandsLa vida no es lo mismo que en el Borderlands
Today I spit rhymes, tomorrow they'll bite themHoy saco rimas mañana las morderán
Even the paintings look at us, that's not newsHasta los cuadros nos miran, ya eso no es novedad
Ah, yes, the blind without a cane, the heretics and the pantherAh, ya, el ciego sin bastón, los herejes y la pantera
They put an end to their novelLe ponen fin a su novela
Too much never was enough for usCon demasiado nunca nos bastó
That's why albums come out if they ask for us out therePor algo salen discos si piden por nosotros ahí fuera
I got the flavor, rap makes me sickI got the flavour, el rap me enferma
Therapy of boxes and herbsTerapia de cajas y de hierbas
Harpies trap you with their tongueArpías te atrapan con su lengua
They open wounds, set trapsAbren heridas, te ponen trampas
You may lose andPuede que pierdas y
Not even cookies have luckNi las galletas tienen fortuna
I promised and you smoke before moonsPrometí y fumas antes que lunas
Ah, I knock down those doors, I come back at the wrong timeAh, tumbo esas puertas, vuelvo de forma inoportuna
Be alert, ask for helpEstén alerta, pidan ayuda

Of course I have it clear, like LópezClaro que la tengo clara, como López
What do I think this strange life will do to me?¿Qué pienso que hará de mí esta vida rara?
Watching the cassette player spinViendo girar la cassettera
The uproar began, it's my escapeEmpezó el tropel, es mi escape
For every raised hand in the stands, an HP sucks rubberPor cada mano levantada en gradas chupa rueda un HP
In front of me, he spits serious, apparently this is what I was born forFrente a mí escupe serio al parecer pa' esto se me parió
Being a revolutionary doesn't make you a rapper, my dudeSer revolucionario no te hace rappa' mi rope
Suddenly, I take my shareDe sopetón, saco mi porción
There's always someone who enjoys and someone who gets pissed offSiempre hay quien disfruta y quien se empute
In my coast, there are no mere MoorsEn mi costa hay moros ni uno mero mero
What wouldn't I give for his rap to be funnyQue no daría porque su rap tuviera gracia
I'm not going to go as crazy as Charly GarcíaYo no por no volverme tan loco como Charly García
Those quirks and gestures are not for guysEsas manías y ademanes no son de manes
For idiots and not intelligent like in GreeceDe cacalanes y no inteligentes como en Grecia
Foolish, I'm leaving before it rotsNecia, me voy antes de que se pudra
One thing is to stumble, another is to get attached to the stoneUna cosa es tropezar otra encariñarse con la piedra
Goodbye Lola, I leave you, you don't have the sugar caneGoodbye te dejo Lola no tienes la panela
Dance alone but if you lived American PieQue baile sola pero si vivi American Pie