El Divorcio Del Huitlacoche

The Divorce of the Huitlacoche

El Divorcio Del Huitlacoche

That so talked about weddingEsa boda tan mentada
In the coyote jungleEn la selva del coyote
That so talked about weddingEsa boda tan mentada
In the coyote jungleEn la selva del coyote
I tell you it was worth nothingLes cuento que valió madres
The huitlacoche got divorcedSe divorció el huitlacoche
Because the famous magpiePorque la hurraca famosa
Made him a fool the same nightLo hizo buey la misma noche
Made him a fool the same nightLo hizo buey la misma noche
With the damn owlCon el pinche tecolote

The huitlacoche got divorcedSe divorció el huitlacoche
He didn't want to know anythingYa no quiso saber nada
About that famous magpieDe aquella hurraca famosa
Who barely being his wifeQue apenas siendo su esposa
Played the foolLe jugara a la babosa
And was slipperyY andaba de resbalosa

They were already partyingYa estaban en la pachanga
When the owl arrivedCuando llego el tecolote
They were already partyingYa estaban en la pachanga
When the owl arrivedCuando llego el tecolote
He grabbed the damn magpieAgarro a la pinche hurraca
Took her to a dark placeSe la llevó a lo oscurito
Said naughty phrases to herLe dijo frases cachondas
And she gave in completelyY esta aflojo todito
Poor huitlacochePobre de mi huitlacoche
They took his lunchYa le ganaron su lonche

The huitlacoche got divorcedSe divorció el huitlacoche
He didn't want to know anythingYa no quiso saber nada
About that famous magpieDe aquella hurraca famosa
Who barely being his wifeQue apenas siendo su esposa
Played the foolLe jugara a la babosa
And was slipperyY andaba de resbalosa

And as in every divorceY como en todo divorcio
There can't be missing fightsNo pueden faltar los pleitos
And as in every divorceY como en todo divorcio
There can't be missing fightsNo pueden faltar los pleitos
It turns out that the huitlacocheResulta que el huitlacoche
Wants them to give him moneyQuiere que le den un baro
They made him lose his temperLe hicieron perder su trempo
And more because of the adulteryY más por el adulterio
But the famous magpiePero la famosa hurraca
Swears she has no moneyJura no tener dinero

The huitlacoche got divorcedSe divorcio el huitlacoche
Left the famous magpieDejó a la famosa hurraca
Beat up the damn owlMadreó al pinche tecolote
Got drunkAgarró la borrachera
Because the one who was his wifePues la que fuera su esposa
Turned out to be just anyoneSalió ser una cualquiera