Whatever Happened to Eddy

Well what the hell happened to Eddy
Has he done climed on the wagon for the haul
It ain't like him headin' home half drunk
When we ain't out of alcohol

Well whatever happened to Eddy
He use to be the keeper of the torch
She must have it rared back and ready
'Cause he's the first dog on the porch

I wonder what happened to Eddy
Like a parrot in a cage
We sure do miss our ol' Eddy
Since he stared actin' his age

Well whatever happened to Eddy
He use to be the keeper of the torch
She must have it rared back and ready
'Cause he's the first dog on the porch