Average Kind Of Guy

I'm overworked and underpaid
Under loved and overlaid
Oh, me, me oh, my
I'm your average kind of guy

I hate my job and I hate my wife
I hate my house and I hate my life
I love to drink and I love to play
I love to make love each and every day

I love my kids and I hate my bills
I'm low on luck and I'm high on pills
I love to rock and I love to roll
This world outside - is too damn cold

I hate how soon tomorrow's here
I turn around and it's next year
I hate the way they raise the rent
The landlord and the president

I hate the way I stay in debt
I love the girls that I can't get
A dollar now ain't worth a dime
But I'm just scared to plan a crime