Joining a Fan Club

She turned her night light on and blew him a kiss
He stared back with green crayola eyes
She traced his likeness from the back of her disc
Next to a promise of the biggest prize, oh!

Joining a fan club, with my friends
Filling her bathtub with tee-shirts and 8 by 10's
He looks dreamy,
She's in love from afar
When I'm picking up a fallen star

Downstairs the late shows got the age of the rock
The monks on from last sunday at the milky way
Mom's writing checks to the priest on the church singing dig down deep
Cause if you wanna get to heaven all you gotta do is pay to pray

Joining a fan club, with my friends
Filling her bathtub with holy water and amens
He looks dreamy
She's in love from afar
When I'm picking up a fallen star

Joining a fan club with my friends
Filling her bathtub with tee-shirts and 8 by 10's
He looks dreamy
She's in love from afar
When she's picking up her fallen star
Picking up a fallen star

Shake, Shake that booty
Promise and pinochio
You make your money,
Now watch that money grow

Joining a fan club, best be warned
He turns me on when he wears that lampshade crown of thorns
We'd be so dreamy, on a love from afar
While I'm pickin' up a fallen star

Joining a fan club
Big mistake
I still get heartburn
Thinking of the stamps I ate
Cause I loved him
Before fate crashed his car
See I'm praying for a fallen star
I wished for a fallen star.