Bodyguard (feat. Haute Mobile Disco)

A man walks down the street
He says: Why am I soft in the middle, now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up like a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard

Bonedigger, bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away in my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know, I just don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al

A man walks down the street
He says: Why am I short of attention?
Got a short little span of attention
And, whoa, my nights are so long
Where is my wife and family?
What if I die here?
Who'll be my role model
Now that my role model is gone, gone?

He ducked back down the alley
With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations
There were incidents and accidents
There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al

A man walks down the street
It's a street in a strange world
Maybe it's the third world
Maybe it's his first time around
He doesn't speak the language
He holds no currency
He is a foreign man, surrounded by the sound, the sound

Cattle in the marketplace
Scatterings and orphanages
He looks around, around
He sees angels in the architecture
Spinning in infinity
He says: Amen and Hallelujah!
He says: Amen and Hallelujah!

If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
If you'll be my bodyguard, I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty and Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al

You can call me Al
You can call me Al