You're An Ed-boy!

Some Ed-Boy once told me
The Cul de Sac would roll me
I ain't the smartest scammer they said

She was looking kinda dumb
With the Urban Ranger thumb
In the shape of an L
On her forehead

Well
The kankers start coming
And they don't stop coming
Sarah is screamin'
And Ed is-a runnin'
Didn't make sense not to scam for fun
Double D's quite smart but Ed's still dumb
So much to scam
So much to bringWhat's wrong with a three shoe beating?
You never know if you don't go
You never scam if you don't go

Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy
Get your scam on and get paid
Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy
Jawbreakers all day
And that's all buttered is toast
Only double D thinks the most

It's a Cul de Sac and they say it gets colder
Ed's eating his mattress and wait till it's bolder
And the media frames us all to be suckers
Judging by the way that Ed-Boy's pucker
Scam's we make getting really thin
Jawbreakers big so we might as well grin
Our Cul de Sac's on fire
How about yours?
That's the way we scam it and wil never get old

Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy
Get your scam on and get paid
Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy
Jawbreakers all day
And that's all buttered is toast
Only double D thinks the most

Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy
Get your scam on and get paid
Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy
Jawbreakers all day
And that's all buttered is toast
Only double D

Some Ed-Boy once asked
Could I spare some change for gas?
I need to get to the big jawbreaker place
I said: Yep, what a concept
I want jawbreakers myself
And we could all use a little change

Well
The kankers start coming
And they don't stop coming
Sarah is screamin'
And Ed is-a runnin'
Didn't make sense not to scam for fun
Double D's quite smart but Ed's still dumb
So much to scam
So much to bringWhat's wrong with a three shoe beating?
You never know if you don't go
You never scam if you don't go

Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy
Get your scam on and get paid
Hey now, you're an Ed-Boy
Jawbreakers all day
And that's all buttered is toast
Only double D thinks the most

And that's all buttered is toast
Only double D thinks the most