Hiphopchileno

Chilean Hip Hop

Hiphopchileno

I would like to be a lemonMe gustaria ser limon
To season your pussyPara aliñarle el choro
I would like to be a turdMe gustaria ser mojon
To go through your holePara atravesarle el oyo
I would eat you, delicious girl, even the placentaWashita rica le comeria hasta la placenta
If only I were a cop, to arrest youQuien fuera paco si, para meterla presa

I am the microwaveYo soy la microonda
You warm up with a fingerTe calientas con un dedo
I am the artichokeYo soy la alcachofa
You have a nice assTienes el puro poto bueno
I am the piñataYo soy la piñata
Birthday parties make you breakCumpleaños que vas te hacen tira
I am the beach towelYo soy la toalla de la playa
Everyone steps on youTodos te pisan

If only I were a laxativeQuien fuera lacxante
To make you shitPara hacerte cagar
If only I were a ladybug with wingsQuien fuera leydisan con alas
To make you fly like a toadPara hacerte el sapo volar

Little girl, your dad didn't have a penisMijita su papa no tenia pichula
He had a paintbrush. Present yourself to the gynecologistTenia pincel. Presenta el ginecologo
To suck on his glovesPara chuparles los guantes a el

You're like a hot dayTai como tapsin
Hot day, hot nightCaliente dia caliente noche
Do you really want to startA caso queri empezar hacer
Fighting with the pissers?Peliar a los meones
Your ass is so bigTeni el culo tan grande
And I like it so much that you couldY me gusta tanto que podriay
Lend me your hole to makePrestar el oyo para hacer
My own curantoMi propio curanto

I am the aspirinYo soy la aspirina
Good for this headacheBuena pa' esta cabeza
I am the micro ironSoy la fierro de micro
Everyone gropes youTodos te manosean
I am the matchYo soy la fosforo
With a touch you warm upCon un roze te calientas
I am the tigerYo soy la tigera
You don't work without your legs openNo funcionas sin patas abiertas

If only I were red tideQuien fuera marea roja
To contaminate your seafoodPara contaminarle el marisco
Tell me who put it inDijame quien se lo metio
So I can go suck your dickPara ir a chuparle el pico
I would put an orange in your mouthEn el osico te pondria una naranja
And suck your hole until I get FantaY te chuparia el oyo hasta sacarte fanta

If only I were a gardener to plantQuien fuera jardinero para plantarte
The cayampaLa cayampa
I would eat your shit by the spoonfulTe comeria la mierda a cucharadas
Why don't you fart on my dickPorque no me chantas un peo en la tula
Miss, why don't you take a seat on my penisSeñorita porque no toma asiento pero en mi pichula

I am the microwaveYo soy la microonda
You warm up with a fingerTe calientas con un dedo
I am the artichokeYo soy la alcachofa
You have a nice assTienes el puro poto bueno
I am the piñataYo soy la piñata
Birthday parties make you breakCumpleaños que vas te hacen tira
I am the beach towelYo soy la toalla de la playa
Everyone steps on youTodos te pisan

I am the aspirinYo soy la aspirina
Good for this headacheBuena pa' esta cabeza
I am the micro ironSoy la fierro de micro
Everyone gropes youTodos te manosean
I am the matchYo soy la fosforo
With a touch you warm upCon un roze te calientas
I am the tigerYo soy la tigera
You don't work without your legs openNo funcionas sin patas abiertas