Oye Paco

Hey Paco

Oye Paco

But Paco, look PacoPero paco, mira paco
Let me tell youQue te cuento
Let me tell you that I'm in charge at homeQue te digo que en mi casa mando yo

When I open my mouthSi cuando me abre la boca
She gets a little nervousSe pone medio nerviosa
How she goes crazyComo es que se vuelve loca
And pushes me onto the couchY me empuja pa'l sofá

And the bad thing is she knows karateY lo malo es que sabe karate
She knows judo and boxingQue sabe judo y boxeo
And in wrestling, she's a beastY en lucha libre es un bate
Yesterday she broke three fingers just for answering backAyer me rompió tres dedos tan solo por contestarle

Oh! What pain, how ironicAy! Que dolor, cuanta ironia
Everyone's in charge at their houseTodos mandan en su casa
And I'm not in mineY yo no mando en la mía

Hey, she gets mad if I come home at nightOye, me da si llego de noche
But she gets mad if I come home during the dayPero me da si llego de día
Either way, she gets mad, gentlemenComo quiera me da señores
How sad is my life, oh my goodness!Que triste es la vida mía, ay bendito!

Oh! What pain, how ironicAy! Que dolor, cuanta ironia
Everyone's in charge at their houseTodos mandan en su casa
And I'm not in mineY yo no mando en la mía

Yesterday afternoon at Keko's houseAyer tarde en casa de keko
I had a sip of aguardienteMe di un trago de aguardiente
And just because of that, heyY nada más que por eso oye
She jumped and broke three of my teeth, that devilBrincó y me rompió tres dientes ese diablo

Oh! What pain, how ironicAy! Que dolor, cuanta ironia
Everyone's in charge at their houseTodos mandan en su casa
And I'm not in mineY yo no mando en la mía

Oh! What pain, how ironicAy! Que dolor, cuanta ironia
Everyone's in charge at their houseTodos mandan en su casa
And I'm not in mineY yo no mando en la mía

If I arrive early, it's badSi llego temprano es malo
If I arrive late, it's also badSi llego tarde también
How sad it is to be tied, heyQue triste es estar ligado oye
To this damn woman, devil!!A esta maldita mujer, diablo!!

Oh! What pain, how ironicAy! Que dolor, cuanta ironia
Everyone's in charge at their houseTodos mandan en su casa
And I'm not in mineY yo no mando en la mía