Motel California

Motel California

Motel California

We went out partying, my friends and INos fuimos de parranda, mis amigos y yo
They wanted to celebrate my bachelor partyMi despedida de soltero me querian celebrar
I was looking for a serious place to reflectYo buscando un lugar serio para poder reflexionar
But my buddy's dudePero el wey de mi compadre
Took us to that brothelNos llevo a ese congal

A waiter came out flirting and told us what to drinkSalio un mesero joteando y nos dijo que van a tomar
If you want a rum with coke, I can shake the glass for youSi quieren un ron con cola se las puedo menear la copa
Some girls arrived and started dancingLlegaron unas chamacas y comenzaron a bailar
They took off their clothes and did table dances for usSe quitaron la ropa y nos hicieron table dance

My farewell was at the Motel CaliforniaMi despedida fue en el motel california
What a great party, what a great partyQue gran reventon, que gran reventon
I won't forget itNo lo voya olvidar
That Motel California is quite run-downEsta bien hojaldras ese motel california
But with those girls, you won't even noticePero con esas chicas ni lovas a notar

I woke up in the morning with a terrible hangoverMe desperte en la mañana con una cruda fatal
Surrounded by girls and the waiter, a backstabberRodeado de chamacas y el mesero puñal
Who said, 'Here are your little eggs'Que me dijo aqui te traigo tus huevitos
I made you a continental breakfast because last nightDesayuno continental te los hice por que anoche
You were uh! GreatEstuviste uh! Genial

My friends were all hungover trying to wake upMis amigos en piernados todos lograban despertar
And my buddy crying because he couldn't even sitY mi compadre llorando pues no se podia ni sentar
I gave the girls' numbers to my friendsLes di el escote a las disque chamacas
And I came to the conclusion that they were machine keysY llegue a la conclusion que eran teclas de machin
Filled with silicone and no no no no no no no no no noRellenas de silicon y no no no no no no no no no no
I screamed and no no no no no no no no no noGritaba y no no nono no no no no nu