Kings Of Beer

keep em' filled up - pint sized cup - never enough
don't mess with bottles & cans - from the tap - oooah

*fill the cup*
come on, man, get with the plan -
you're here to keep me drunk
*beer fucks you up*
drunken battles with fat toughs, last standing up
reigning us the KINGS OF BEER!!!

had too much once, it didn't make me sick
it made me want more beer
and the chunk, was swimming in upchuck
still I did not throw up

I said:
sir, he needs another, just lost the other
and it wasn't the first time
or, convict for treason, beer wast the reason
OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!