Raping The Full House Twins (Assaulting The Olsens)

vcr broken and cable unpaid
anchorman says, "president got laid"
four major networks covered the scandal,
MY FAVORITE SHOW
WAS DROPPED BY THIS CHANNEL!!!

I've got a thing for Bob Saget's twins
childhood innocence and delicate skin
red hot desire burns deep within
priests shriek in horror as I confess my sins

pay-per-view showing, "Twins Save The Day"
wished they'd come over, so we could play
special is over, it re-plays tomorrow
friend has a scrapbook he says I can borrow

tons of fun - assaulting the Olsens
syndicated worldwide
sex symbols for a new millenium
for their attention, I hijacked their mother
you can keep your ol' sons, I'll take your daughters

MARY-KATE and ASHLEY
I love to grope their bodS
SHOWER with GIFTS
gooey little wads
GOT the COLLECTION
all the shows on tape
I THINK THEY LOVE ME
I wouldn't call it rape