I'm Sorry Mr. Alligator

the only lanes we need are the bike lanes in our streets
let's ride bikes, go get get your bikes, let's take back these streets
critical mass, it's such a blast
i don't want to step outside and have exhaust fill my lungs
and i don't want my children to wear gas masks
and i don't want to see a dead alligator on the road
and i don't want to see a road without bike lanes

i'd like to see the DOT
lose all their funding completely
because i don't want to see
new roads at all

if managing growth means building roads
we're encouraging overpopulation
and i don't think this county/state/country/earth
can afford/support it