El Peluquero

The Barber

El Peluquero

GOTTA SEE HOW MUCH PEOPLE IN MY HOOD LOVE ME. THE BREAD MANHAY QUE VER LO OUE ME QUIERE A Mi LA GENTE EN MI BARRIO. EL PANAERO
GIVES ME CREDIT FOR BREAD EVERY MORNING, WARM AND FRESH. ALL THE GIRLSME DA CADA MAÑANA EL PAN FIAO Y CALENTITO. TOAS LAS CHIQUILLA
ARE IN LOVE WITH ME, AND SOME BOYS, TOO, AREESTAN ENAMORA DE Mi, Y ARGUNOS CHIQUILLO, TAMBIEN ESTAN
IN LOVE WITH ME. THE GREENGROCER LETS ME TOUCH HER MELONS.ENAMORAOS DE MI. LA VERDURERA ME DEJA QUE LE TOQUE LOS MELONES.
THE GAS MAN FILLS MY LIGHTER WITH GAS, EVERY MORNING, WITHEL DEL BUTANO, ME LLENA EL MECHERO DE GAS, CADA MAÑANA, DE
GAS, AND I TALK TO EVERYONE. I TALK TO THE HOODLUMS,GAS, Y ES QUE YO LE HABLO A TOR MUNDO. YO LE HABLO A LOS KINKIS,
I TALK TO MY MOTHER-IN-LAW WHO ALSO LIVES IN MY HOOD, I TALKYO LE HABLO A Mi SUEGRA QUE TAMBIEN VIVE EN MI BARRIO, YO LE
EVEN TO THE DOGS, IN FACT, I TALK EVEN TO THE COPS,HABLO HASTA A LOS PERRO, ES MAS, YO LE HABLO HASTA A LOS MUNICIPALE,
BUT THERE'S A GUY...PERO HAY UN TIO...
THE BARBER FROM MY HOOD HAS ME WANTED, SURELYEL PELUQUERO DE MI BARRIO ME TIENE EN BUSCA Y CAPTURA, SEGURO
THE DAY HE CATCHES ME, HE'S GONNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY WITH ME.QUE EL DIA QUE ME COJA VA A HASE CONMiGO UNA LOCURA.
EVERY MORNING HE WAITS FOR ME AT MY DOOR WITH HIS HANDSTOAS LAS MAÑANA ME ESPERA EN LA PUERTA DE Mi CASA CON LAS MANO
FULL OF SCISSORS, AND I HAVE TO RUN AWAY, BECAUSE EVERYLLENA (DE) TIJERAS, Y TENGO QUE ECHARME A CORRE, PORQUE TOAS
NIGHT HE DREAMS OF CUTTING MY HAIR AND HANGING IT ON THE WALL,LAS NOCHE SUEÑA CON CORTARME LAS GREÑA Y CORGARLA DE LA PARE,
AND EVER SINCE I WAS A KID, I WOULD STEAL THE MAGAZINESY ES QUE EN DESDE CHIQUENINO YO LE ROBABA LOS INTERVIU DE
FROM THE BARBERSHOP. AND FROM THE DOOR HE WOULD YELL 'I'M GONNA LEAVE YOU BALDLA BARBERIA. Y DESDE LA PUERTA ME GRITABA "VOY A DEJARTE CARVO
LIKE A CUE BALL', AND I WOULD SAY 'YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE MY HEADCOMO EL COYA", Y YO LE DESIA "VAS A DEJARME CARVA LA CABESA QUE
BALD, YOU KNOW'...TU SABES"...