Follo Me On The Eskay (Mi Sofá)

Follow Me On The Couch (My Sofa)

Two are the things that I remember
From when I was a kid, one
The girlfriend I had and the other my couch,
A red couch made of fake leather
Where I used to sing to those
Girlfriends always the same song:
You screw me on the couch

I, who am a monster at
Fixing the closet, I who
Know what a washing machine spinning feels like, I who the book of
Positions I know by heart
And complete, I who have spent
Half my life pushing and
Singing:
You screw me on the couch

Man, have I not sweated
On my back on my fake leather couch, how many runs,
How many ears, and how many
Tails, I've cut on
My fake leather couch, man
Have I not eaten sunflower seeds watching TV
On my fake leather
Couch where I always
Sang the
Same song:
You screw me
On the couch