Las Sevillanas de La Motosierra

The Chainsaw Sevillanas

Las Sevillanas de La Motosierra

To the world champion of Kung Fu, I threw my drinkAl campeón der mundo de Kung Fu, le tiré er cubata
I threw my drink, at the world champion of Kung FuLe tiré er cubata, al campeón der mundo de Kung Fu
I threw my drink, and he grabbed me by the neckLe tiré er cubata, y me agarró por el pescueso
Before I could take off runningAntes de salir por patas

Before I could take off running, he slapped me hardAntes de salir por patas, y me indiñó un guantaso
Left me dazed, and to keep him from getting madQue me dejó carajote y pa que no se enfadara
I gave him a kiss on his mustacheLe di, un beso en er bigote

Let’s make love, and not make war, the warHagamos el amor, y no hagamos la guerra, la guerra
'Cause two don’t fight if one’s got a chainsawQue dos no se pelean si uno tiene, una motosierra

She had a crazy body and extraordinary breastsTenía un cuerpo de locura y unos pechos extraordinarios
And extraordinary breasts, she had a crazy bodyY unos pechos extraordinarios, tenía un cuerpo de locura
And extraordinary breasts, what I didn’t know was that she hadY unos pechos extraordinarios, lo que yo no sabía que tenía
A soldier boyfriendUn novio legionario

A soldier boyfriend, bigger than a wardrobeUn novio legionario, más grande que un armario
And looking like a tough guy, and to keep him from getting madY con pinta de machote, y pa que no se enfadara
I gave him a kiss on his mustacheLe di, un beso en er bigote

Let’s make love, and not make war, the warHagamos el amor, y no hagamos la guerra, la guerra
'Cause two don’t fight if one’s got a chainsawQue dos no se pelean si uno tiene, una motosierra

How beautiful she was, the Harley DavidsonQue bonita que era, la Harley Devidson
The Harley Davidson, how beautiful she wasLa Harley Devidson, que bonita que era
The Harley Davidson, that when backing upLa Harley Devidson, que dando marcha atrás
I didn’t see it in the rearview mirrorNo la vi, por el retrovisor

In the rearview mirror, I didn’t see it, but the one I did seePor el retrovisor, no la vi, pero al que si que vi
Was its owner, who was a whale, and to keep him from getting madFue a su dueño, que era un cachalote, y pa que no se enfadara
I gave him a kiss on his mustacheLe di, un beso en er bigote

Let’s make love, and not make war, the warHagamos el amor, y no hagamos la guerra, la guerra
'Cause two don’t fight if one’s got a chainsawQue dos no se pelean si uno tiene, una motosierra

You won’t believe who I threw my drink at, again, againNo os vais a creer a quién le tire, otra vez, otra vez el cubata
Again my drink, it was the Kung Fu guy, who came at meOtra vez el cubata, era er nota de Kung Fu, que se vino pa mi
In a warlike way and before he could hit me, I pulled out, pulled out my chainsawEn son de guerra y antes que me endiñara yo saqué, saqué mi motosierra

I pulled out my chainsaw, and the guy freaked outSaqué mi motosierra, y er nota se jiñó
And even though he looked tough, to keep him from getting madY aunque tenía pinta de machote, pa que no se enfadara
I gave him a kiss on his mustacheLe di un beso en er bigote

Let’s make love, and not make war, the warHagamos el amor, y no hagamos la guerra, la guerra
'Cause two don’t fight if one’s got a chainsawQue dos no se pelean si uno tiene, una motosierra