Mi Coleguita (My Little Good Friend)

My Little Good Friend

Mi Coleguita (My Little Good Friend)

I have a buddy who's an actorTengo un colega que es actor
An actor in porn filmsQue es actor de cine porno
I watch his movies and I getVeo sus películas y me pongo
I get hotter than an oven doorMe pongo más caliente que la puerta de un horno

I have a buddy who's an actorTengo un colega que es actor
Actor in porn filmsActor de cine porno

I've seen him play a plumberLo he visto hacer de fontanero
Who entered a lady's houseQue entraba en casa de una tía
My friend said good morning to herMi amigo le dijo buenos días
The lady said how joyfulLa tía le dijo que alegría

Take, take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma, toma
Take, take, take and takeToma, toma, toma y toma
And he fixed the pipesY le arregló las tuberías

That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita

He played a gas station attendantHa hecho de gasolinero
A Chinese lady arrived with her carLlegó una china con su coche
The lady wanted gasolineLa china quería gasolina
My friend said we don't have anyMi amigo le dijo no tenemos

But take, take, take, take, takePero toma, toma, toma, toma, toma
Take, take, take and takeToma, toma, toma y toma
Now your tank is fullYa tienes el depósito lleno

That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
Take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma
Take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita

I've seen him play a pastry chefLe he visto hacer de pastelero
Who was in his bakeryQue estaba en su pastelería
A very pretty girl arrivedLlegó una muchacha muy guapa
A girl who wanted a cream stickMuchacha que quería, un palo de nata

Take, take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma, toma
Take, take, take and takeToma, toma, toma y toma
The stick and the creamEl palo y la nata

He made a movie about farmersHa hecho una peli de granjeros
And he was milking a cowY estaba ordeñando una vaca
A very pretty girl arrivedLlegó una muchacha muy guapa
And she envied the cowY le dió envidia de la vaca

Take, take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma, toma
Take, take, take and takeToma, toma, toma y toma
The pretty girl and then the cowLa muchacha guapa y ya luego a la vaca

That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
Take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma
Take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
Take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma
Take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma
That's my little good friendEse es mi coleguita
Take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma
Take, take, take, takeToma, toma, toma, toma

I saw it all in a movie where he played a sheriffTotal lo he visto en una película que hacía de sheriff
He arrived at the Alapahoe Indian villageLlegaba al poblado de los indios alapahoe
And he went into a store with a red-skinned Indian womanY se metía en una tienda con una india piel roja
Who had two braids covering her breastsQue tenía dos trenzas que le tapaban los pechos
And when my buddy lifted the Indian woman's skirtY cuando mi coleguita le levantó la falda a la india
Turns out she wasn't an IndianResulta que no era una india
But a red-skinned Indian man who put my buddy on all foursSino un indio piel roja que puso a mi coleguita a cuatro patas
And it wasn't the skin that made him redY no fue la piel jeje precisamente lo que le puso roja
But something else that hurts much moreSino otra cosa que duele muchísimo más
You have to see how things are in the moviesHay que ver lo que son las cosas del cine
What seemed like an Indian was actually an IndianQue lo que parecía una india era un indio

Indian is my little good friendIndio es mi coleguita
You can't imagine the shock of my little good friendNo veas el disgusto de mi coleguita
He would have preferred to have his scalp torn offÉl hubiera preferido que le hubieran arrancado la cabellera
Or to be buried in the desert with his head sticking outO que lo hubieran enterrao en el desierto con la cabeza pa fuera
So the scorpions could eat himPa que se lo hubieran comido los alacranes
But noPero que va
My buddy got his backside scorchedA mi coleguita le pusieron to el mojino escozio
And that's why he saidY por eso dijo
I'm not going back to the Indian villageYo no voy más al poblao de los indios
Well, I'm not making any more sheriff moviesBueno, ya no hago más películas de sheriff
He was so excited to ride on top of an IndianLa ilusión que le hacía a él cabalgar en lo alto de una india
And turns out the Indian put him on all fours and shoved the whole cannon up his backsideY resulta que el indio jojo lo puso a cuatro patas y le metió to el cañón del colorao
Left my buddy's hub redColorao, le dejó el buje a mi coleguita
And since then my buddy doesn't make movies anymoreY desde entonces mi coleguita ya no hace más películas