¡¿Que pasa!?

What's up!?

¡¿Que pasa!?

What's up, what's up, what's happeningKe pa ke pa ke pasa
A house has fallenQue se ha caído una casa
Rumasa has been returnedQue han devuelto Rumasa
And the rates have gone upY han subido las tasas
The Pope is jokingQue el Papa esta de guasa
He says he's getting married today!¡que dice que hoy se casa!
Barça lost todayQue hoy ha perdido el Barça
What's up!?¡¿ke pasa!?

There are too many peopleKe hay demasiada gente,
And people who are too muchY gente que es demasiao
Urgently looking forSe busca urgentemente
Someone to distribute the codQuien reparta el bacalao
Urgent doses, methadoneDosis urgentes, metadona
In the marketEn el mercao
Huge peopleGentes ingentes
Unemployed and abandonedParaos desamparaos
Demented mindsMentes dementes
Who think they're importantQue se creen importantes
You feel they lieSientes que mienten
And you get hot, hotY te pones caliente, caliente

Sales have droppedKe han bajado las ventas
They're bullfighting in hellQue torean en el infierno
They say there's a stormQue dicen que hay tormenta
It's raining in the skyQue esta lloviendo en el cielo
Bread no longer nourishesEl pan ya no alimenta
Carl Lewis no longer triesCarl Lewis ya no lo intenta
Kim Basinger is already fiftyKim Basinger ya tiene cincuenta
What's up!?¡¿qué pasa!?

There are inflammatory newspapersHay diarios incendiarios
Various calendarsCalendarios varios
For each userPa cada usuario
There are notariesHay notarios
Who bring bad luckQue le trae mal fario
The millennial rollEl rollo milenario
Here's Steppenwolf¡aquí Lobo Estopario
Calling Super Maripo!Llamando a Super Maripo!
Come to the stageVente pal escenario
They're destroyingQue se están cargando
The neighborhoodEl barrio

Like a suppositoryComo un supositorio
My specter reaches youTe llega mi espectro
Of ethereal materialDe material etéreo
I sing you my syllabusYo te canto mi temario
I sing it to you in stereoTe lo canto en estéreo
And it becomes more noticeableY te resulta mas notorio
The cemetery is fullLleno está el cementerio
Of brainsDe cerebros

I'm Perico DelgadoSoy Perico Delgado
And you're my teammateY tu eres mi gregario
You're something inventedEres algo inventado
And I'm Dr. BacterioY yo el doctor Bacterio
You're always finedSiempre eres el multado
And I'm the beneficiaryY yo el beneficiario
Your mind is a villageTu mente es un poblado
And mine is an empireY la mía un imperio
But what's up!?¿¡pero que pasa!?

Do you want me to repeat it?...¿quieres que te lo repita?...