Scotty Doesn't Know

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me
Do it in my van every Sunday
She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go
Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!

Oh, Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So Don't Tell Scotty!

Fiona says she's out shopping
But she's under me and I'm not stopping

Because Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
So don't tell Scooty!
Scotty doesn't know!

I can't believe he's so trusting
While I'm right behind you thrusting
Fiona's got him on the phone
And she's trying not to moan
It's a three-way call and he knows nothing!

Scotty doesn't know!
So don't tell Scotty!
Scotty doesn't know!

We'll put on a show!
Everyone will go!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!

The parking lot?
Why not? It's so cool when you're on top!
His front yard, in the snow
Not that it's hard, 'cause Scotty doesn't know!

I did her on his birthday

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty won't know!
Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta know!
Gotta tell Scotty!
Gotta tell him myself!
Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!
Scotty's gotta go!