El Nariz De A Gramo

The Gram Nose

What's up, dude
I come from pure Michoacan
I'm just passing through
I like the name
Of this cantina
And the atmosphere here
And I would like to have
A few beers with you
What do you think?
Well, I think it's good
I'll treat you

In the cantina of booze
In the city of Durango
I went in to have a few beers
I was drying up from thirst
A good friend invited me
Who was there drinking

After two or three beers
I went straight to the point
I asked what time he's chipping in
Invite me to the bathroom
No way I won't put it
If you have a gram nose

He guessed my thoughts
He already had it here in his hand

We'll put it here
You don't need to go to the bathroom
So my friend doesn't hide
We won't throw it here

That's why sayings exist
And I like proverbs
Because it says it clearly
God creates them and they get together
I don't like snakes
That get scared out of nowhere

I have gram noses
And the little name suits me

You neither, my friend
You don't sing rancheras badly
You absorb it from two meters away
As if it were a hose

Don't think that with that
I'm going to get offended

On the contrary, I'm glad
To have met you
And let it be clear that I'm not making the rounds
To any random person
It's all just joking
And everything is calm here

And if the stash is over
There's a kilo in the car
After all, we're already in
We have to continue this story

With this we say goodbye
And let's see when we get together

In the cantina of booze
We had a great time
Here is the cream of the crop
Of the gram noses