La Yegua Y El Corvet

The Mare and the Corvette

La Yegua Y El Corvet

A friend from up north arrivedLlego un amigo del norte
In a brand new CorvetteEn un corvet nueve sito
Impressed the crowdApantallo a la plebada
But not JacintoPero menos a jacinto
He was a very manly guyEra un muchacho muy hombre
Who talked very nicelyQue atoraba muy bonito
Jacinto arrived on his mareLlego jacinto en su yegua
With his girlfriend on the saddleCon su novia en las enancas
And that Corvette friendY aquel amigo del corvet
Burned rubber in front of themDe frente les quema llanta
He wanted to catch the attentionQueria llamar la atención
Of that pretty girlDe aquella linda muchacha

Hey dude, how luckyHey chango que suerte tienen
Are those who don't showerTodos los que no se bañan
That woman needsA esa mujer le hace falta
A bull like meUn toro de mi calaña
And you can't even reach a lambY tu ni a borrego llegas
Because you lack the woolPorque te falta la lana

I'll bet my carTe voy a apostar mi carro
Against your girlfriend and your mareContra tu novia y tú yegua
I'll take off right nowA horita mismo me largo
If you win the raceSi me ganas la carrera
In 100 or 200 metersEn 100 o 200 metros
I'm ready whenever you wantEstoy listo cuando quieras

Jacinto repliedLe contestaba jacinto
Adjusting his hatAcomodándose el gorro
If you think you're so greatSi crees que orinas tan ancho
I'll block your streamTe voy a tapar el chorro
Big talkers like youHabladores de tu clase
I don't run from any big shotA ni un cabezón le corro

Everyone supportedToda la gente apoyaba
What Jacinto saidLo que jacinto decía
Hair will fly hereAquí van a volar pelos
The crowd sensedLa plebada presentía
Whoever lost for sureEl que perdiera seguro
Would not be happyA gusto no quedaría

The ground was very looseLa tierra estaba muy suelta
And the Corvette was skiddingY el corvet se patinaba
Since it was a quarter mileComo era cuarto de milla
The mare almost flewLa yegua casi volaba
And the dust, unbelievablyY el polvo cosa increíble
The Corvette swallowed itEl corvet se lo tragaba

Several shots were heardSe oyeron varios disparos
Coming from the carQue desde el carro venían
Jacinto pulled out his gunJacinto saco su escuadra
And with good aimY con buena puntería
He shot his friend downLe dio pa bajo al amigo
Because he deserved itPorque se lo merecía