Las Dos Monjas

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Las Dos Monjas

A truck left DurangoUna troca salió de durango
At two or three in the morningAlas dos o tres de la mañana

At two or three in the morningUna troca salió de durango
They were carrying two very cool girlsAlas dos o tres de la mañana
Pure cocaine and also marijuanaDos muchachas muy chulas llevaban
But they disguised themselves as nunsCoca pura y también marihuana
To be able to take them to TijuanaPero se disfrazaron de monjas
The checkpoints on the highwayPa' poderlas llevar a tijuana
Didn't search the nunsLos retenes de la carretera
Maybe out of respect for the conventA las monjas no las revisaban
But they never imaginedTal vez era respecto al convento
That they were two big smugglersPero nunca se lo imaginaban
Who were passing drugs under their nosesQue eran dos grandes contrabandistas
The agent on dutyQue en las barbas la droga pasaban
At that inspection in NogalesEl agente que estaba de turno
Apparently was not very religiousEn aquella inspección de nogales
And immediately started askingPor lo visto no era muy creyente
Where they were coming from and what they were carryingY enseguida empezó a preguntarles
Said the chief of the federal agentsQue de donde venían y que traibán
Very calmly the nuns answeredDijo el jefe de los federales
We are heading to an orphanageMuy serenas contestan las monjas
And the boxes you see in the truckVamos rumbo de un orfanatorio
Are teas and powdered milkY las cajas que ve usted en la troca
Intended for the orphansSon tesitos y leche de polvo
And if you don't believe it, well, too badDestinados pa' los huerfanitos
NothingY si usted no lo cree, pues ni modo

Said the chief of the federal agentsDijo el jefe de los federales
I'm going to do the routine checkVoy a hacer el chequeo de rutina
I ask you, excuse us, little sistersYo les pido, disculpe hermanitas
But I want to clear my doubtsPero quiero sacarme la espina
I have a feeling that the powdered milkYo presiento que la leche en polvo
Has turned into cocaineYa se les convirtió en cocaína
With a mocking gesture, the agentCon un gesto de burla el agente
Approached and said to the little nunsSe arrimó y les dijo a las monjitas
I'm sorry for the orphansYo lo siento por los huerfanitos
They won't be able to drink their milkYa no van a tomar su lechita
Now tell me your namesAhora díganme como se llaman
If it's not too much trouble, little sistersSi no es mucha molestia hermanitas
One said my name is Sister JuanaUna dijo me llamo sor Juana
The other said my name is Sister SurpriseLa otra dijo sorpresa
And at the same time they lifted their habitsY se alzaron el hábito a un tiempo
And pulled out some machine gunsY sacaron unas metralletas
And killed the federal agentsY mataron a los federales
And drove off in their vanY se fueron en su camioneta

In Durango they are looking for two nunsEn Durango se buscan dos monjas
Who have not returned to the conventQue ya no han regresado al convento
And one thing I can assure youY una cosa si les aseguro
Is that they arrived with the shipmentQue llegaron con el cargamento
They say they are very dangerousPor hay dicen que están muy pesadas
And that they live in SacramentoY que viven allá en sacramento

From Durango two nuns leftDe Durango salieron dos monjas
At two or three in the morningA las dos o tres de la mañana