Fart

There’s a guy in town, with a smirk on his face
Spreads his lies all over the place
Every word he says, it’s all just a bluff
And it stinks up the room, oh, he’s full of that stuff

When he talks, it’s like a fart in the wind
Blowing hot air, again and again
Every time he opens his mouth to speak
You can smell the lies, they’re strong and they reek

Promises made, but they never come true
Got a nose for lies, we all know what he’ll do
He says he’s honest, but we know the drill
His words are like gas, they’re making us ill

When he talks, it’s but they never come true
Got a nose for lies, we all know what he’ll do
He says he’s honest, but we know the drill
His words are like gas, they’re making us ill

When he talks, it’s like a fart in the wind
Blowing hot air, again and again
Every time he opens his mouth to speak
You can smell the lies, they’re strong and they reek

We try to hold our breath when he’s around
Can’t stand the stench, it’s dragging us down
Wish he’d tell the truth, just once in a while
But his lies keep floating, mile after mile

When he talks, it’s like a fart in the wind
Blowing hot air, again and again
Every time he opens his mouth to speak
You can smell the lies, they’re strong and they reek
When he talks, it’s like a fart in the wind
Blowing hot air, again and again
Every time he opens his mouth to speak
You can smell the lies, they’re strong and they reek

So if you see him coming, just walk away
Don’t let his words ruin your day
His fibs are foul, his talk is cheap
Watch out for the liar, he’s a stinker indeed

So if you see him coming, just walk away
Don’t let his words ruin your day
His fibs are foul, his talk is cheap
Watch out for the liar, he’s a stinker indeed