El Colesterol

Cholesterol

El Colesterol

The doctor already told me very seriouslyYa me dijo el doctor muy en serio
I'm already overweight with kilosQue de kilos ya estoy pasadito
No more fat, sugar, or flourNo más grasa, ni azúcar, ni harina
No more sweets that make me chubbyNi más golosinas que me hacen gordito
No more fat, sugar, or flourNo más grasa, ni azúcar, ni harina
No more sweets that make me chubbyNi más golosinas que me hacen gordito

With my cholesterol at three hundredCon mi colesterol en trescientos
The craving almost takes over meEl antojo casi me domina
And to make matters worse, my faithful shortieY pa'colmo, mi fiel chaparrita
With love, he shouts to me from the kitchenCon amor, me grita desde la cocina
And to make matters worse, my faithful shortieY pa'colmo, mi fiel chaparrita
With love, he shouts to me from the kitchenCon amor, me grita desde la cocina

Would you like that I prepare a fried pork rind for you¿Quieres que te guise un chicharrón
a piece of hamUn pedazo de jamón
Or do you prefer fried chicken, my love?O prefieres pollo frito, mi amorcito?
No, the chicharrón is very tasty.No, muy sabroso el chicharrón
Your chicken, your hamTu pollito, tu jamón
But right now none of that, darling.Pero ahorita nada de eso, cariñito

What's wrong with you, sweetheart?¿Qué es lo que te pasa, corazón?
You have always been a gluttonSiempre has sido comelón
And you put your bows on me, my chubbyY te me pones los moños, mi gordito
No, thank you very much, but noNo, muchas gracias, pero no
The doctor already ordered meEl doctor ya me ordenó
Let me fasten my beltQue me faje el cinturón

My cholesterol is going up, my love.Es que me sube el colesterol, mi amorcito
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol
My cholesterol is going up, mommy.Es que me sube el colesterol, mamacita
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol
It's just that my cholesterol is going up, my short girlEs que me sube el colesterol, mi chaparrita
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol
It's just that my cholesterol is going up, my puchunguitaEs que me sube el colesterol, mi puchunguita
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol

With my cholesterol at three hundredCon mi colesterol en trescientos
The craving almost takes over meEl antojo casi me domina
And to make matters worse, my faithful shortieY pa'colmo, mi fiel chaparrita
With love, he shouts to me from the kitchenCon amor, me grita desde la cocina
And to make matters worse, my faithful shortieY pa'colmo, mi fiel chaparrita
With love, he shouts to me from the kitchenCon amor, me grita desde la cocina

Would you like that I prepare a fried pork rind for you¿Quieres que te guise un chicharrón
a piece of hamUn pedazo de jamón
Or do you prefer fried chicken, my love?O prefieres pollo frito, mi amorcito?
No, the chicharrón is very tasty.No, muy sabroso el chicharrón
Your chicken, your hamTu pollito, tu jamón
But right now none of that, darling.Pero ahorita nada de eso, cariñito

What's wrong with you, sweetheart?¿Qué es lo que te pasa, corazón?
You have always been a gluttonSiempre has sido comelón
And you put your bows on me, my chubbyY te me pones los moños, mi gordito
No, thank you very much, but noNo, muchas gracias, pero no
The doctor already ordered meEl doctor ya me ordenó
Let me fasten my beltQue me faje el cinturón

My cholesterol is going up, my love.Es que me sube el colesterol, mi amorcito
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol
My cholesterol is going up, mommy.Es que me sube el colesterol, mamacita
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol
It's just that my cholesterol is going up, my short girlEs que me sube el colesterol, mi chaparrita
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol
It's just that my cholesterol is going up, my puchunguitaEs que me sube el colesterol, mi puchunguita
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol

It's just that I'm getting more paunchy, mamacitaEs que me pongo más barrigón, mamacita
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol
Turn it up, turn it up, turn it up, turn it upQue súbele, que súbele, que súbele, que súbele
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol
My heart races, little heartSe me acelera hasta el corazón, corazoncito
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol

But look, if I eat fajitas, buddyPero que mira, si como fajitas, compadre
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol
But what if I eat sausages?Pero que mira, si como embutidos
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol
Eat what you eat, eat what you eat, compadreComa lo que coma, coma lo que coma, compadre
My cholesterol goes upMe sube el colesterol