Jingle Dem Bells

(Ho, ho, ho)
(Oh my God, why are there two
Santa clauses?)
(Ho, ho, we're flyana boss, little
Bitch)

Jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells

I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells

Wait
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells

I slay on my sleigh
No, I'm not a snowflake
I twinkle like a star
I'm the whole cookie plate

I'm a dasher, dancer
I stay prancin'
I call him my vixen
'Cause he a romancer
He give it to me, baby, like you santa, santa
Boss me, baby, like flyana-ana

Call me miss claus when I back that ass up
Jingle dem balls when you back that ass up bitch

Jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells

I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells

Wait
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle, jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells

All I want for Christmas
Is some motherfuckin' peace
It's cold outside
And a bitch wanna sleep
I need tlc
Tiptoein' when you creep
Hop out of bed
Faux fur on my feet

Ice on my watch, yeah
It's snowing on my wrist
Turn me up a notch
It's a blizzard in this bitch
Sweet and I'm thick, yeah
I'm on you wish lis
Hot like chocolate
Call me swiss miss

Jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells

I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle dem bells
I'ma jingle, jingle, jingle
Jingle dem bells

Wait
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells
Jingle jingle, jingle jingle
Dem bells

Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
If you a ho, ho, ho
I'm a ho, ho, ho
I got your gift
Merry Christmas
Merry motherfucking goddamn
Christmas
Happy motherfucking holidays
If you a ho, ho, ho
I'm a ho, ho, ho
I got your gift